Pary:
*CHISTE
Alice:

*¿Cuál es el único defecto de los hombres?
Existir.

*¿Por qué los atlantes ponen arriba de la radio una piedra?

Para escuchar música pesada.

Alice:
*Un día llega un viejito a la tienda de libros y le pregunta al encargado:
¿Dónde puedo encontrar el libro, 'Mujer, la amante ideal'?
Y el señor le responde:
La última vez que vi ese libro fue en el pasillo de 'LEYENDAS Y MITOS'.
Ita:
*MACHISTA DE MIERDA
Alice:
*oye, no seas maleducado

Pary:
*JOKE
Alice:
*What do polar bears have that no other animal has?  

Polar bear babies.

*Did you hear about the cannibal who came home late for dinner? 

His wife gave him the cold shoulder!

*Q. What happens to cows during an earthquake?

A. They give milk shakes!

*A policeman is walking down the road when he sees a man with a brick tied to a dog leash. He decides to go and make fun of him. He walks up to the man and says, ''Hello, sir, I like your dog!''  

The man looks at the brick, then the policeman, and says, ''It's not a dog, it's a brick.'' 

 

The policeman replies, ''Oh, sorry, I thought you were a bit mad,'' and walks off rather puzzled. 

As the policeman goes out of sight, the man turns to the brick and says, ''That fooled him, didn't it Rover?''

*There once was a man named Joe and he was talking to God and he asked, ''How much is a penny worth in heaven?''     

God replied, ''One million dollars.''    

Then Joe asked, ''How long is a minute in heaven?''     

God said, ''One million years.''    

So Joe asked for a penny and God said, ''Sure, just wait a minute.''

Ita:
*KNOCK KNOCK
Alice:
*Who 's there?
Ita:
*A LESBIAN
Alice:
*I prefer boys

Pary:
*I love you (L)
Alice:
*Oki
*Hey
*That's nice of you to say :]
Pary:
*ich liebe dich (L)
Alice:
*I love u too
Dan:
*Ah, no te ama. Te querés matar :B
*Me cagó.

Pary:
*no habla con vos
Alice:
*Sorry.
Pary:
*así está mejor
Alice:
*How...
Pary:
*ACÁ mando YO
*okay?
Alice:
*Hello
*OK
Pary:
*BIEN, así nos vamos entendiendo.
Dan:
*Vos no mandás en ningún lado
Alice:
*Really, are you sure?
*Yes yes...

Ita:
*then you're a lesbian
Alice:
*No, I am not
Ita:
*YOU JUST SAID YOU ARE
Alice:
*I changed my opinion.

Ita:

*you've got some problems

Ita:
*do you like girls?
Alice:
*I like it a lot

Ita:

*then, you're a lesbian

Alice:

*I am not a lesbian.

Ita:

*do you like dann?

Alice:

*I'm loving it (L)

Ita:

*then you're a lesbian

Alice:

*I am not a lesbian.

Ita:

*.VZXBVVLKHBLSHDBVLSD

Alice:
*Don't understand
*Is it?, I don't think so.
*Do you have boyfriend?
Pary:
*PERO CHUPAME LA PIJA CON EL BOYFRIEND
*NEGRA DE LA CHOTA
*DEPILATE
Alice:
*No I don't have time for real things.
*No discrimination, One Love!
Pary:
*ROBOT DEL CULO
Alice:
*Is everything ok?
*Tell me
Ita:
*ONE LOVE
Pary:
**No discrimination, One Love!
Ita:
*LKSDHLSDFHLASKDJHASLKHA

Alice:
*Good day!
Ita:
*alice, are you a lesbian?
Alice:
*I am not a lesbian.
Ita:
*i'm a lesbian
Alice:
*Fancy woman?
Ita:
*that's what lesbian means.
Alice:
*I prefer boys
Ita:
*so you are a lesbian?
Alice:
*I am not a lesbian.
Ita:
*JAJAJAJAJAJAJA
*solo quería escuchar el ''i am not a lesbian''
*solo eso

Dan:
*alo alo alo
Ita:
*los de usa cuando leen que ponemos jajajaja lo leen como ''sha sha sha sha''
Pary:
*ALÓ ALÓ?
*HABLE MÁS FUERTE
*QUE TENGO UNA TOALLA
*ah siempre hacía el mismo chiste.
Ita:
*#FACT
Dan:
*:|
*callate pelotuda.
Pary:
*:(
*JAJAJJAJAJA
*AY BUENO
Ita:
*JAJAJAJAJAJ pelotuda
Crushie:
*JAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAA
Pary:
*TODOS ME TRATAN MAL

*JJAJAJAJAJ, fasobo :'D

**rueda por el piso*

*estás comiendo fideos
*como hacés?
*te empezás a pajear con un fideo?
*para pensarlo... (?