Pary:
*JOKE
Alice:
*What do polar bears have that no other animal has?  

Polar bear babies.

*Did you hear about the cannibal who came home late for dinner? 

His wife gave him the cold shoulder!

*Q. What happens to cows during an earthquake?

A. They give milk shakes!

*A policeman is walking down the road when he sees a man with a brick tied to a dog leash. He decides to go and make fun of him. He walks up to the man and says, ''Hello, sir, I like your dog!''  

The man looks at the brick, then the policeman, and says, ''It's not a dog, it's a brick.'' 

 

The policeman replies, ''Oh, sorry, I thought you were a bit mad,'' and walks off rather puzzled. 

As the policeman goes out of sight, the man turns to the brick and says, ''That fooled him, didn't it Rover?''

*There once was a man named Joe and he was talking to God and he asked, ''How much is a penny worth in heaven?''     

God replied, ''One million dollars.''    

Then Joe asked, ''How long is a minute in heaven?''     

God said, ''One million years.''    

So Joe asked for a penny and God said, ''Sure, just wait a minute.''